Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Wednesday Funnies

"When I was a baby, my father used to throw me up in the air and then...answer the phone."
--Rita Rudner ---

"If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound."
--Red Green ---

"I have no respect for gangs today. None. They just drive by and shoot people. At least in the old days, like in West Side Story, the gangs used to dance with each other."
--Robert G. Lee

1 comment:

Gregg said...

Yup. Thoses are really good funnies. Especially about turning off the sound :-) -gregg